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feeds@yuku.com (iMagellan) — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 13:07:14 PST

hello

Merry Christmas Everyone!

feeds@yuku.com (exstreamuser) — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 01:41:54 PST

I hope you all had a great day!

The Newlyweds

feeds@yuku.com (Garganey) — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:36:11 PST

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled."

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

The groom replied, "No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

When the groom took off his trousers, his bride once again asked, "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy."

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees," the groom replied.

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her new husband at last removed his...

Greetings From The North West

feeds@yuku.com (bobski 123) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:44:11 PST

Hi everyone , not been here in a long time , hope everyones doing ok.

Choice of Costumes for a Fancy Dress Party

feeds@yuku.com (Garganey) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:20:35 PST

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his bald head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

"Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate."

The man is offended that the outfit emphasises his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:

"Dear Sir,

Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part."

The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasising his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So...

Taxi What?

feeds@yuku.com (Garganey) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:32:51 PST

This guy walks into a bar down in Texas and orders a white wine. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here. Where you from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania."

The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Pennsylvania?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? What the hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy replies, "I stuff and mount dead animals."

The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys. He's one of us!"

Visiting Prime Minister Brown

feeds@yuku.com (Garganey) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:58:35 PST

One sunny day in the not too distant future an old man approached 10 Downing Street. He spoke to the policeman standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with Prime Minister Brown."

The policeman looked at the man and replied, "Sir, Mr. Brown is no longer Prime Minister and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Ah. Thank you. Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached 10 Downing Street again and said to the same policeman, "I would like to go in and meet with Prime Minister Brown."

The policeman again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Brown is no longer Prime Minister and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him again and just walked away.

On the third day, the same man approached 10 Downing Street and spoke to the very same policeman, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with Prime Minister Brown."...

A Zebra Dies

feeds@yuku.com (Garganey) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:58:35 PST

A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"

St. Peter replies, "That's a question only God can answer."

So the zebra went off in search of God. When he finds Him, the zebra asks, "God, please, I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"

God replies simply, "You are what you are."

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asks him, "Well, did God answer your query for you?"

The zebra looks puzzled and replies, "No sir. God simply said, 'You are what you are'."

St. Peter smiles and says to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes."

The zebra asks St. Peter, "How do you know that for...

Irish Speedos

feeds@yuku.com (Urxie) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:37:35 PST

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland, was on Bondi beach but couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. 'Mate...it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate....you'll have all the babes ya want!'

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was...

It's Tough Getting Older

feeds@yuku.com (Garganey) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:05:12 PST
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?"

"To the kitchen," he replies.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.

"No, I can remember it."

"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down because you know you'll forget it."

He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd...